We know you have been eyeing that bone straight wig on your timeline for about a month now
You have sent it to all your men and women and they are all airing youIn fact, even anon is suddenly quietAll of this shame and disgrace for what? Ordinary bone straight? That is why we have compiled a list of things you can sell so you can buy it for yourself.
1) Kidney: You have two of them for a reason dear, and one kidney is going for about a hundred to two hundred thousand dollars on the black marketDo with this information what you will.
2) Nigeria: Look, we all know this country is moving one kindYou can put it on Jiji for about 60 million nairaThat is more than enough.
3) Your actual hair: Do you even need hair on your head when you can have a 24 inches bone straight wig? You can even calculate how much your hair is worth here Make the right choice today.
4) Eggs: No, not the kind you fry for breakfastDonating eggs can earn as much as twenty five thousand dollarsHow much is the bone straight again?
5) Lagos: In case Nigeria is too much to sell, have you thought of selling Lagos state? Put it for sale for like 20 millionMaybe whoever buys it will finally fix the traffic issue.
6) Your mansion in Heaven: With the world’s population, how are we sure everyone that goes to heaven will find mansion? Why not just sell yours nowHeaven might be eternal, but so is dripAlso, did you not see Jesus’ hair on Earth? The original bone straight.
7) Your partner: Shebi they have refused to buy you bone straight? Sell them!!! Let them be useful.